Thursday, October 24, 2019

Christians Can Laugh Too!

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Hello Friends. The week is about over and has it ever been busy. For today, I thought that I would do something I haven't done in awhile and reprint a joke that I found on another Christians site. I hope you find it as funny as I have.

Top Ten Reasons Why God Created Eve
10. God worried that Adam would always be lost in the garden because men hate to ask for directions.
 9.God knew that Adam would one day need someone to hand him the TV remote.
 8. God knew that Adam would never buy a new fig leaf when his seat wore out and would therefore need Eve to get him one. 
7. God knew that Adam would never make a doctor's appointment for himself. 
6. God knew that Adam would never remember which night was garbage night. 
5. God knew that if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle child-bearing. 
4. "As Keeper of the Garden" Adam would never remember where he put his tools. 
3. The scripture account of creation indicates Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him caught him hiding in the garden. 
2 As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone!"  
1. When God stepped back from him his creation of Adam, he said, I can do better then that!" 


I ask you ladies, do you have a husband that has any of the qualites in this joke. Well, I for one am not commenting. lol. Anyway, I think that whoever came up with it, has it right on! 

October 24, 2019 Promise: The Lord thy God in the midst of thee is mighty; he will save, he will rejoice over thee with joy; he will rest in his love and rejoice over you with singing. Zephaniah 3:17

Thanks for coming by today Friends. May God's richest blessings be on you today!

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